Has it really been a whole week since the torture that was week one of Dance War: Bruno vs. Carrie Ann? Tonight is episode two at 8/7c on ABC.
Although the episode is described as the judges picking their teams and sending two sad souls home, I think more likely that Bruno will say something “outrageous,” Carrie will say something “mean,” the two will “fight,” and a bunch of mediocre singers and dancers will reenact another episode of Kids, Incorporated.
I will be watching, of course. Only on TiVo with the finger on the fast forward button. Recap coming when I can actually force myself to watch.