Bruno vs. Carrie Ann continues tonight

Has it really been a whole week since the torture that was week one of Dance War: Bruno vs. Carrie Ann?  Tonight is episode two at 8/7c on ABC.

Although the episode is described as the judges picking their teams and sending two sad souls home, I think more likely that Bruno will say something “outrageous,” Carrie will say something “mean,” the two will “fight,” and a bunch of mediocre singers and dancers will reenact another episode of Kids, Incorporated.

I will be watching, of course.  Only on TiVo with the finger on the fast forward button.  Recap coming when I can actually force myself to watch.